Jesus Beat Me to Sleep

The title of this post may not make sense if you don't know the phrase "beat it up"

In this definition the male is the one going to town on the female. I feel however that there should be a definition that is all inclusive, for the cases when a woman does such a good job she knocks out her male partner, or when both parties enjoy themselves to the point of a double K.O. That is how Jesus becomes involved. Jesus, the lord and savior in Catholic/Christian mythology, is the son of god and will redeem humanity, absolve us all of sin and what not. I think this all happens during the apocalypse, which is fast approaching... something like 12/21/2012.

Anyway, when there is a double K.O. and both parties involved in the adult play are satisfied and knocked out, one could say that "Jesus beat me to sleep". Most likely because if it was that good, god's name was probably called out at some point. Additionally, referencing Jesus is a testament to the truly profound and religious experience one has when they are "beaten to sleep" by a talented partner. I think I will add this definition to urbandictionary when I have a moment.

I know what your wondering. Was it that good? Well to put it simply, HELL YEA! Jesus beat my shit to sleep.

Sorry if that offends someone, but how many times can you say GOD DAM! The worst part is now I can't sleep properly because I am in withdrawal. And I am already a fucking insomniac.

Jesus beat me to sleep... and now I can't sleep properly.